Welcome to Infrequently Asked Questions!

Welcome. This site is a sampling of some of the more eccentric yet fun questions I run across from fan mail, meeting folks at public appearances and the like. If you'd prefer to see some Frequently Asked Questions, drop by here. If you'd like to see all the offerings on the World Wide Willems, drop by MoWillems.com

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Q: "Can you write the funnest book ever?"

A: I'm trying, but it's not easy.

Q: "Do you know how to count?"

A: It's as easy as 1, 2, 4 for me!

Q: "I have written a book too. Do you know any good Publishers in Ohio?"

A: I'm sure there are some excellent publishers in Ohio, but I would concentrate on making more awesome books and practicing your story-telling before you worry about being published.  That's what I did.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Q: "Yuer a gat ilasterater its seems like yuer funy"

A: Thank you.

Q: "Do you like the Yankees or the Mets?"

A: Yes.

Q: "Were you alive when dinosaurs were?"

A: Yes, but we didn't go to the same restaurants.

Q: "What kind of food do you eat Mo Willems?"

A: I like to eat yummy food that is spicy.  In the last few years I have allowed my vegetables and potatoes and meat to touch and have been surprisingly delighted.

Q: "I have your book."

A: That is not a question.  A question is something you do not know.  I'm still glad you have my book, tho'.

Q "What is your shoe size"

A: 11 if I'm in America, but it grows all the way to 42 if I'm in Europe!

Q: Do You Know How to Count?

A: I can count up to infinity and back, but usually I just count to about 23 or something like that.