Q. "What kind of leaf is your favorite leaf?"

A small one that's growing, like you.

Q: Are you dead yet?

A: No. But I'm working on it.

Q: How do you get the cardboard in the covers of the books?

A: Persuasion. 

When that doesn't work I ask the folks at the bookmaking factory to do it. 

But, the cardboard is not what makes the book REAL. It's the words and drawings inside.  So, if you make your OWN book, don't worry about the cardboard.

Q: "How did you got the names Piggie and Elephant? Did you get them from a pig and an elephant or did you just came up with it?"

A: I just came up with it.

Q: "Do you read your own books sometimes?"

A: When nobody's looking, I do.

Q: "Do you have an annoying sister?"

No I don't. Am I missing out on anything?

Q: "Can you write the funnest book ever?"

A: I'm trying, but it's not easy.