Q: How do you get the cardboard in the covers of the books?

A: Persuasion. 

When that doesn't work I ask the folks at the bookmaking factory to do it. 

But, the cardboard is not what makes the book REAL. It's the words and drawings inside.  So, if you make your OWN book, don't worry about the cardboard.

Q: "Do you have an annoying sister?"

A: No I don't. Am I missing out on anything?

Q: "Can you write the funnest book ever?"

A: I'm trying, but it's not easy.

Q: "I have written a book too. Do you know any good Publishers in Ohio?"

A: I'm sure there are some excellent publishers in Ohio, but I would concentrate on making more awesome books and practicing your story-telling before you worry about being published.  That's what I did.

Q: "Yuer a gat ilasterater its seems like yuer funy"

A: Thank you.

Q: "Were you alive when dinosaurs were?"

A: Yes, but we didn't go to the same restaurants.