Q: "Can you write the funnest book ever?"

A: I'm trying, but it's not easy.

Q: "I have written a book too. Do you know any good Publishers in Ohio?"

A: I'm sure there are some excellent publishers in Ohio, but I would concentrate on making more awesome books and practicing your story-telling before you worry about being published.  That's what I did.

Q: "Yuer a gat ilasterater its seems like yuer funy"

A: Thank you.

Q: "Were you alive when dinosaurs were?"

A: Yes, but we didn't go to the same restaurants.